Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this....



'You got Male!



Monday, June 25, 2007

INTRODUCING:.........The Opportunity Of Your Life...

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And I can tell you how this can be done.

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